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Thanksgiving chuckles
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
On that Thanksgiving seating chart: I have the celiac gene, so I only eat gluten-free. And no shellfish or peanuts, I’m deathly allergic. And foods very low in iron, I have the hemochromatosis genes. No wine or alcohol of any kind, because I can’t drink. Happy Thanksgiving, Bluebird!
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Happy Thanksgiving to you, Lady Q. ♥️
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My seating arrangement: If you’re vegan, eat somewhere else. If you’re a great cook, invite me to dinner.
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I like the way you think.
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That saying they use – ‘I don’t eat anything with a face’. Well he doesn’t have a face anymore, does he – and pass the gravy please.
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Well said!
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Don’t eat anything with a face? There would be almost nothing you could eat!
https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/2021/09/09/face-time-fun-with-food-edition-7/
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hahaha So clever and funny. . . and why is my lunch staring at me ? stop it
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Lol! Well, there’s no keto / Hashimoto’s maybe-a-little of that-we’ll-see, nor the “Isn’t Chipotle’s open??” peeps this year, but the once-flexi now a bad-gall-bladder is the *runner* so she’ll be in the side-Mom chair. 😂 Happy T-Day. 🌷
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Our hostess for Thanksgiving not only whipped up an impressively large and fabulous feast for us (and her family and ours), but also made a number of special dishes for her husband’s vegetarian parents. I thought that was pretty heroic.
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That IS heroic! How wonderful!
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About to head to daughter & SiL’s for the festive feast. Thankful for the family that will still associate with us!
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Thankful for the excellent stuff Bluebird gives us!
Here’s a meme I thought you might enjoy, BoB.
https://iotwreport.com/happy-thanksgiving-4/
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I’m currently disabled with a metatarsal fracture, so I didn’t cook this year (for the first time in I-can’t-remember-how-long). Luckily for us, some friends invited us to dinner at their place and we were treated to truly sumptuous feast. After dinner we played parlor games and laughed ourselves silly.
I hope your Thanksgiving was happy.
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I love the seating chart. I am Flexitarian!
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I’m pretty much an omnivore (no food allergies or anything), but I have to be very careful what I eat, and how much. I recently lost forty pounds and I’ll gain them all back if I’m not careful!
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The seating chart gets more complex each year lol.
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Seems that way, doesn’t it?
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What is santa doing there before christmas?😂
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I think he showed up around Halloween.
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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Likewise. ♥️
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My neighbors had their Christmas lights up the day before Thanksgiving 😳 🤯 🙃
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Some people around here do that, especially if the weather is relatively mild in late November but snow and/or cold temperatures are in the forecast.
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I get not wanting to be out in the cold stringing lights; it’s awful. My suggestion is to keep the lights off until after Thanksgiving. We’re all in such a rush these days we don’t give ourselves the chance to savor each holiday on its own. Merry Christmas, Blue! 🤣
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I’m with you. I never put up Christmas stuff until after Thanksgiving (and sometimes not until closer to Christmas Eve).
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