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This entry was posted on Friday, November 25th, 2022 at 11:30 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Friday, November 25th, 2022 at 11:30 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Love these. More than one made me teary. Thanks, bob (notice I’ve recently realized I was capitalizing your initials where they shouldn’t be capitalized so now I’ve started doing it right . . . apologies :))
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No apology necessary, especially since I didn’t notice until you pointed it out. Some folks write it b.o.b., some write it b.b.o.b, others write it Bob or BOB or BoB or BBOB… the variations are endless, and since it’s only my screen name, I don’t get all prickly about it. 🙂
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Some of these were lol funny but the sweet good- hearted ones were my faves! Lovely!!
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The action figure one was my favorite. 🙂
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Yes that one really touched my heart!
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We all need to be reassured occasionally that humanity is not a lost cause.
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Too true, sadly too true. I just sent your caturday funnies to à dear animal loving friend and she signed up to follow you, which she does…never!
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Hi b.o.b. What I meant was that this friend never follows any blog but she loved yours…And followed it! I know you understood my butchered English, but I just wanted to clarify.
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I did understand your meaning, and I am honored that your friend made an exception to her non-follow policy. 🙂
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I especially liked the toddler buying grapes/hotdogs, getting them home, and refusing to eat. I remember those days. 🙂
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So do I. 🙂
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Look at that face – how could that pine cone not be the greatest gift you ever received in your life?
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Truth.
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The random ‘not my cat’ just chillin’ in a stranger’s bathtub haha
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That one cracked me up. 🙂
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Great funnies, sweet messages, and excellent quotes.
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Thanks. ♥️
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My pleasure, darling.
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One of your best collections of nice things!
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I collect these things compulsively. 🙂
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Oh… I’m laughing… I’m crying… my nose is running. Bluebird is the BEST!!!!!
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Awww, thanks, Lady Q. ♥️
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❤ ❤ ❤
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Brought me to tears. There are still good people in the world. thank you.
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There are indeed.
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Thanks, Bob … been a bit of a tough day, now everything’s better. 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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There are some lovely ones here, Bob. And some hilarious ones too. Thanks for both giving us a giggle and showing us that nice, kind people still exist.
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Thanks Vivienne. ♥️
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Oh man! These got me from my funny bone to my quivering bottom lip. Excellent!
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I’m glad you enjoyed it. I always have fun putting these things together.
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Nothing to add to what’s already been said! 😀
Cannot pick a favorite, although I love the bathtub cat.
(WP again got a wild hair and threw me out, so I’ll be catching up.)
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Sorry WP has been acting up, but glad you managed to get here in spite of it. ♥️
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Aww, thanks! 🙂
Me, too!
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These could be the Monday morning lift we all need to start out our week. I don’t even have to go to work anymore and these just made the start of my day perfect. Maybe I’ll always save Friday chuckles for Monday. 🙂
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