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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
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I am quite the little reble.
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Ooh, that’s good!
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Good ones!
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I still laugh every time I see the “My other car is an Iliad” one. I guess I am just into those classic bumper stickers. (And I guess I’m a bit of a rebel…)
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Ah me, i loved the “Slow and Old both mentally and physically” but the poor truck looked like it was being overworked, even so!
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These are great – my favorite is the gas pump robbery. lol funny but true.
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Ha! What fun! 🙂
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I love the Iliad. And the calculus, but the aliens is funny too. As are they all,of course.
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I wonder how many younger people don’t even know what the Odyssey & Iliad are, if they are even taught in public high schools anymore ?
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I doubt it. This is such a pity, because they can teach us so much. (Apart from being exciting stories.)
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I agree.
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That gas pump robbery is so true, yet still amusing in its cleverness. Who cannot relate ?
In my area reg. gas was in the =high $6.00 = neighborhood until very recently.
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Oh my, I can’t stop laughing 🤣👍
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We’re all good here!
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Excellent!
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Yes, I read the next sentence
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The tons of cats bumper sticker will be me one day.
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