Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Hehe😂
Thanks bob!
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More Great ones. Thanks
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Love these, but don’t get the beer-pong-with-a-bear one. Am I just overthinking it?
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The way I took it was that he misunderstood “bear pong” as “beer pong.”
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Ah; DUH! Thanks.
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The garbage-eating racoons reminded me of an incident where I once lived. The apartments had a large dumpter for everybody, and once when taking out my trash I happened upon a raccoon sitting on top of the open dumpster with a styrofoam takeout container.
He was calmly munching on leftover fried chicken, salad & fries with his little hands…and wasn’t one bit scared by seeing me. He had an air of ‘What are YOU lookin’ at? I’m eating here !’ haha
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They can be very brazen.
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The best laugh was charge here 🙂
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Especially love the raccoon ones. When I was in high school we had raccoons getting into our garbage. Turns out the lady next door was feeding them, went out of town, and didn’t make provisions for someone to continue until she got home. The next time she left, she asked us to feed them, and provided bags of garbage and everything…
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The mole one had me rolling on the floor.
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😂 The raccoon ‘drip’. Excellent!
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