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This entry was posted on Monday, December 12th, 2022 at 12:45 pm and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Monday, December 12th, 2022 at 12:45 pm and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Absolutely brilliant!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
I especially liked the last one 😹😹😹 Courtesy of Bluebird (see them enlarged on Bluebird’s original blog)
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Coming over from The Story Reading Ape’s blog. These are hilarious. I’m not sure which one had me laughing the most.
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lolol…that last one takes the prize! 😂
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I usually try to save the best for last. 🙂
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👍👍😎❤️
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Very punny!!!
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Yes, I’m still laughing!
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Walken in a Winter Wonderland is my favorite!
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These rate a full 10/10 on the old Groan-o-Meter! 😀
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The last one is the be(a)st of all!
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That was my favorite.
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Goats of Christmas past I tell ya!
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Excellent! Thank you for the laughs 🙂 I love the little mouse stirring 😀
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I would totally buy one of those and hang it on my tree.
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I was thinking the same thing!
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This is too funny!
Must…share…
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
This is far too funny not to share!
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Thanks Joelle. ♥️
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Hahaha!! Always get a laugh out of Walken but those nuts by the fire had me spitting coffee out of my nose! 😂 This deserves a share on my FB page. Love it!!
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Oops… guess I owe you a coffee…
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Black, no sugar ☕️
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These are so great, and I can’t reblog it!!
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Is WP being persnickety again?
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I don’t know. I couldn’t reblog yours, or Joelle’ where I picked it up from. It’s not the first time I’ve been unable to reblog one of your posts.
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A lot of people have had the same problem. It seems to come and go.
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ho hum. Hope you got loads of views for it., it’s a great post!
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Awww, thanks. ♥️
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[…] I’m unable to reblog an absolutely brilliant post by Bluebird of Bitterness but you can view it here […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Hilarious. Loved it. 😅😅😅
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[…] Happiness is a warm pun — holiday edition — bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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OMG, brilliant. I am still laughing!
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Mission accomplished!
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Indeed!
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Omg the tots with their eyes aglow!! I’m dead.
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Or if you prefer…

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The cats are a little unnerving but no one expects to see their tater tots’ eyes glowing so evilly.
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Loved them all but the last one sent me over the edge. Hilarious.
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These are hilarious.
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[…] https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/2022/12/12/happiness-is-a-warm-pun-holiday-edition/ […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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🙂
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