Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Really did laugh out loud!
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Thank you for the inspiration. 🙂
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner and commented:
Brutal but effective
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Oh, that cracked me up – nearly fell off my chair!
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Don’t do that! Last time I fell off my chair I ended up with a metatarsal fracture.
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Hilarious!
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Ha! Weren’t we all tempted to drastic action on occasion? Or every day?
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There were times…
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😂😂
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HAHAHA!!! This immediately reminded me of my father’s famous line (and every father’s famous line from my generation): “Keep crying and I’ll give you something to cry about”. Brilliant parenting. Merry Christmas, Blue!
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That was my dad’s approach as well. And yes, he gave me plenty to cry about.
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That line is still popular. I can testify to that😉
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😂😂😂😂. Hilarious.
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Whoops! 😳
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I have to learn to not be in mid-drink when I read the posts here. Cleaning up…and still laughing…🤣
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😀 😀 😀
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Never saw this comin’; LOLOL! 😀
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