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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
WHEEZING with laughter! 😀
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Just finished reading a Tudor novel and poring over the photos of the wives. This one cracked me up!!
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Lol or as the French say, MDR!
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Oh, boy! “Ode to Billie Joe” almost never gets played on the radio these days so I feel like I’m in a super-secret club to get the first one! 🙂
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I’m a member of that club too. I knew exactly what it was. 🙂
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It was the third of June, another sleepy dusty delta day
I was out chopping cotton and my brother was bailing hay
and at dinner time we stopped and walked back to the house to eat
and mamma hollered out the back door, “Y’all remember to wipe your feet”
Then she said, “I got some news this morning from Choctaw Ridge
Today Billie Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatche bridge”
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After I wrote the above lyrics from memory, I did a google search and found the whole song, which I still remember by heart. However, I misspelled the name of the bridge. It’s Tallahatchie. And yes, Billy Joe should have survived that fall.
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Nowhere in the lyrics does it say that he didn’t survive.
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There are a number of things in the song that are definitely open to interpretation.
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With that size packaging I could eat a whole box of cereal and still not be full
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OMG!!! These are hysterical. Just might have to reblog this!
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Just shared on FB; too funny not to! Thanks, Blue 💙
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😀 😀 😀
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Tee hee! Still giggling 🤭! Happy New Year!
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Likewise. ♥️
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All good, especially the teens taking pics of the phone booth! Hahahaha!
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That one was especially funny, given today’s technology. Ever see the YouBoob one of youngsters and teens “confronted” with the technology of the 50’s and 60’s? That’s a real hoot!
Example:
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Some good ones!
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So funny!
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