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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
EWWWW (but also LOL) at the Jackson Pollock one! 😀
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😀 😀 😀
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The nude popsicle hahaha
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That one had me rolling. I didn’t catch the nude thing cuz I’m dumb, but the image of them all being the same shape made me laugh.
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I have to say, this is likely the one & only time I’ve had occassion to say Nude Popsicle, it just doesn’t come up much in my daily life ahaha
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Oh man! Too many choices! TOO MANY CHOICES!! But I gotta go with the rhino. So hilariously subtle.
Runner up: every other one!
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I loved the rhino, although it took me a minute to get it. 🙂
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The subtlety was excellent. 🦏
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As someone who had poor eyesight until getting my cataracts fixed, I appreciate the last one.
But they are all hilarious.
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Just had my cataracts taken care of last summer. Isn’t it amazing how different everything looks afterwards?
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And not toned glasses! 🥳
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I hate autocorrect. I meant not to need glasses.
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😀
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The popsicle posing for the others is so funny!
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So funny!
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