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Years ago, right beside my college campus, there was a convenience store named the Tinee Giant Food Store. Except one time when some lights had burned out, and it was temporarily the “Tinee G od Store. Years later, long after the sign had been repaired, long after it had been sold and had some other name, everybody still called it the “Tiny God” but most people had no idea why.
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😀 😀 😀
Cracked me up. Love those broken signs.
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Thank you Bitter Bluebird Bird for lightning my heart today with needed chuckles! ❤
I remember passing a gas station long ago that said HELL.
Don’t forget the Chinese restaurant at the end of A Christmas Story whose sign said BO LING.
Oh….. I was eating dinner just now and almost DIED LAUGHING! 😉
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I used to live across from a hotel and would call them and tell them ‘Your E is out ” or whichever letter it was.
Ha! I actually used to work for a company who did neon lighting repair (aka as replacing lightbulbs). Every morning I’d get a listing from the night crew of businesses they had driven by the night before whose signage was out. My job was to call these businesses, tell them their lights were out and sell them on our repair services. Worst job I ever had, lol. Builds character they say…
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That does sound like an awful job.
I love these missing-letter ones 🙂
(It’s funny anyway, but I can’t figure out what “FREE HIV” was supposed to be. Anybody?)
If you look at the sign very closely, you’ll see the word “testing” under “hiv.” 🙂
Ah, yes. Thank you kindly! 🙂
Now that I’ve had my eyes fixed, I’m seeing all kinds of things I wouldn’t have seen before. 🙂
Forget the “Big & Tall” and “Plus Size” shops; just cut to the chase and tell like it is: “Fat & Easy. 🤣 🤣
Funny even if some of them are photoshopped.
Excellent collection. 😀
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The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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