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Battle of the bulge
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Seen ’em all, with the exception of the last one. Good one!!
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Yes. Lose your fatty…
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The struggle is REAL 🙂
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Indeed it is.
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This makes me think of most magazines nowadays, diets and gooey, yummy recipes all under the same cover.
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Nothing like a little mixed messaging.
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I resemble most of these memes…
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Join the club.
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The club has been joined…
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Our numbers are legion.
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Love the “Lose your Fatty” one.
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I ran into an old friend and we got to talking. I mentioned going on a diet (me, not her). She turned to me and said “Why? Because you look like a woman?” I have never thought of dieting since then. My husband thinks I look like Sophia Loren; that’s just fine by me.
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You’re a very lucky lady.
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I grew up in the wrong era, should have been the Renaissance… I love voluptuous women.
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When I was in college, and not overweight by any standard other than that of Vogue and Glamour, someone told me that it was too bad I hadn’t been born a century earlier, when “plump” women were considered beautiful.
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Wow! The ignorance and rudeness of some people knows no bounds. 🤯
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Some women who are really skinny (whether because of genetics, or because they starve themselves to get that way) really enjoy tormenting those of us with more conventionally feminine figures. I have no idea why, but they really get off on it.
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I don’t know, Blue, but I don’t let it bother me. Most of the people I know prefer a woman full of life over a cadaver any day. I want to scream at those beanpoles “For the love of God, eat a damn Ring Ding!!”
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I have to ask, curiosity gets me in to trouble at times, what is a ‘Ring Ding?”
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Oh! Those are called Hostess Ding Dongs here on the West coast…
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I still consider plump women beautiful and desirable.
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Wish more men took that attitude…
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😯 . The fashion industry has a lot to answer for.
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Amen to that.
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Love these, especially the maximum capacity one!
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😀 😀 😀
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Love these. Just saw the new news that “government organizations” are calling for early drug intervention and even surgery for obesity in kids. Let’s not help them with healthy habits; just pump ’em full of drugs!
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