Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
That 4th from the end🤣
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Excellent collection!
My late husband had to go on a diet for his cholesterol many years ago. He lost weight rapidly and everyone wanted to know what kind of diet he was following. He always said “I can eat anything I want as long as I don’t like it” which was pretty much true 🙂
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I tried that diet once.
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Only once??
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If something didn’t work the first time, why would I try it again?
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America began as a nation of prosperous farmers. Hard working farmers need to eat well. Since only a few people lived to old age, beyond the point they could be active, there wasn’t much concern with eating a rich diet. Thomas Jefferson probably expressed what concern there was when he said the healthy thing to do was to leave the table still just a little bit hungry. Can you imagine actually doing that? Well, imagination is far as most of us go. Thus, pushing away from the table when we are still a bit hungry is an excellent measure of the self-discipline it takes to become a good president of the United States.
What is that Lay’s Potato Chip ad? “You can’t eat just one.”
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LOL, these are wicked- clever! And I GOT u, triple-A. All my emergency push-lights utterly demand you!
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Funny, and so close to the truth. 🙂
Many thanks for following my blog, which is much appreciated.
Best wishes, Pete.
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😀 😀 😀
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I love the last one! People like that are so-o annoying.
My mother-in-law looked good for her age. She hardly had any grey hairs and I know for a fact she never dyed it. Her wrinkles were few, too.
One day at a hospital appointment, a nurse said, ‘You don’t look 80.’
Mother-in-law replied, ‘What does 80 look like?’
I think she had a good point. My grandmother looked an old lady in her 60s, and acted like one, although she lived to be 86. But that was in the 50s. We look and act much younger nowadays.
But no one needs to rub it in if they look younger than those around them.
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I agree. They obviously lucked out in the genetics lottery, and good for them, but they don’t need to gloat about it.
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The last one. Still laughing! 🤣
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The Peanuts and Pearls Before Swine are lol for me. I would also prefer therapists be behind cardboard boxes, and by the time you get through the list of things not to eat and drink there is usually nothing of worth left!
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I loved every one of these.
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