Is there a doctor in the house?

14 Responses to Is there a doctor in the house?

  1. Corrie.S.P. says:

    That 4th from the end🤣

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  2. jenny_o says:

    Excellent collection!

    My late husband had to go on a diet for his cholesterol many years ago. He lost weight rapidly and everyone wanted to know what kind of diet he was following. He always said “I can eat anything I want as long as I don’t like it” which was pretty much true 🙂

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  3. Citizen Tom says:

    America began as a nation of prosperous farmers. Hard working farmers need to eat well. Since only a few people lived to old age, beyond the point they could be active, there wasn’t much concern with eating a rich diet. Thomas Jefferson probably expressed what concern there was when he said the healthy thing to do was to leave the table still just a little bit hungry. Can you imagine actually doing that? Well, imagination is far as most of us go. Thus, pushing away from the table when we are still a bit hungry is an excellent measure of the self-discipline it takes to become a good president of the United States.

    What is that Lay’s Potato Chip ad? “You can’t eat just one.”

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  4. LOL, these are wicked- clever! And I GOT u, triple-A. All my emergency push-lights utterly demand you!

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  5. beetleypete says:

    Funny, and so close to the truth. 🙂
    Many thanks for following my blog, which is much appreciated.
    Best wishes, Pete.

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  6. V.M.Sang says:

    I love the last one! People like that are so-o annoying.
    My mother-in-law looked good for her age. She hardly had any grey hairs and I know for a fact she never dyed it. Her wrinkles were few, too.
    One day at a hospital appointment, a nurse said, ‘You don’t look 80.’
    Mother-in-law replied, ‘What does 80 look like?’
    I think she had a good point. My grandmother looked an old lady in her 60s, and acted like one, although she lived to be 86. But that was in the 50s. We look and act much younger nowadays.
    But no one needs to rub it in if they look younger than those around them.

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  7. The last one. Still laughing! 🤣

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  8. The Peanuts and Pearls Before Swine are lol for me. I would also prefer therapists be behind cardboard boxes, and by the time you get through the list of things not to eat and drink there is usually nothing of worth left!

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  9. I loved every one of these.

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