I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

24 Responses to I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

  1. msjadeli says:

    Funniest ones ever. Thank you for the laughs.

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  2. Criminalized onion relish. I’m telling you, defund the police is having all sorts of unintended consequences.

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  3. OMG, these are hysterical!

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  4. ibikenyc says:

    Literally both wiping tears off my face and holding my stomach! WHEW! 😀

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  5. Cederq says:

    Sometime it is relaxing to be dumb…

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  6. Kara Aharon says:

    I don’t know which is the funniest.

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  7. Corrie.S.P. says:

    That little boy picked up the wrong instrument for the classical music audition.

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  8. John Holton says:

    I want a couple of large print audio books…

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  9. Citizen Tom says:

    It had to happen. Someone finally realized that we can use a cordless vacuum cleaner outside.

    BTW – I don’t know how all the Brians feel about it, but I think “Brians away!” has a nice ring to it.

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  10. pkadams says:

    Good ones! I like the elevators and pillows.

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  11. jenny_o says:

    All so good 😀
    I especially like the one with the one-two punch, not just insulting Wyoming residents but finishing up with the wrong word – lol

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  12. Hmm, I wonder what the Onion Relish did to get criminalized.

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  13. V.M.Sang says:

    These made me laugh out loud. What does the woman vacuuming the grass think she’ll achieve? And I’d like to try the criminalised relish. As for ‘Sorry for the incontinence,’ well, enough said!

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  14. UGH!! My brian hurts!! 🧠

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  15. K.L. Hale says:

    Bwahahaha! I feel better about my own thinking 🤔.

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  16. Hmm, a non-dairy creamer that contains milk. Should get that for my brother who’s allergic to dairy.

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