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Funniest ones ever. Thank you for the laughs.
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Criminalized onion relish. I’m telling you, defund the police is having all sorts of unintended consequences.
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You said it, sister.
OMG, these are hysterical!
Literally both wiping tears off my face and holding my stomach! WHEW! 😀
Sometime it is relaxing to be dumb…
I don’t know which is the funniest.
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That little boy picked up the wrong instrument for the classical music audition.
I want a couple of large print audio books…
I wonder if maybe those are louder than the normal audio books?
It had to happen. Someone finally realized that we can use a cordless vacuum cleaner outside.
BTW – I don’t know how all the Brians feel about it, but I think “Brians away!” has a nice ring to it.
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Good ones! I like the elevators and pillows.
All so good 😀
I especially like the one with the one-two punch, not just insulting Wyoming residents but finishing up with the wrong word – lol
Hmm, I wonder what the Onion Relish did to get criminalized.
Perhaps best not to ask…
These made me laugh out loud. What does the woman vacuuming the grass think she’ll achieve? And I’d like to try the criminalised relish. As for ‘Sorry for the incontinence,’ well, enough said!
The woman vacuuming her lawn is OCD at its finest!
UGH!! My brian hurts!! 🧠
Bwahahaha! I feel better about my own thinking 🤔.
Hmm, a non-dairy creamer that contains milk. Should get that for my brother who’s allergic to dairy.
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People who hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.
I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do, it’s because I missed my exit.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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