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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
All are Grrrrreat!
That last one… Oh No!!
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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lolol…❤️❤️❤️😎
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Sore stomach from laughing so hard! 😀
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The sin of pi – I’m off to the Pi shop …
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These are so good. I especially like the “no chips in the pantry” and the chili on the 12 ft ceiling because boys.
Thanks for the smiles 😀
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Great ones. I love the kid who beat the system. Great future for him.
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That boy is going places. 🙂
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He most certainly is!
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You can never eat too much pie.
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I wouldn’t mind trying.
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Pie are square, cake are round.
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Pie are round, cornbread are square!
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Ha!
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Every one of these speaks to me in a completely different way, and that is somewhat scary since I don’t even have kids. I think I just have to glue my niece and nephew to the floor when they come over – I shouldn’t have this level of stress lol
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Impossible to choose a favorite but I totally loved the one about the essay on the hatred for mayonnaise (which I share !) that ends ‘lying in the moonlight wishing to die’.
I’d love to see the whole essay about that very important topic ! ahaha
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I’d love to read the whole thing too. 🙂
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I found it. The kid is 10 yrs old and quite dramatic ! https://docs.google.com/document/d/15l_WwxcwepZtv0i8FDkIngEzW0AVypii_fr2Dlqt7Qg/
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Man oh man oh man, that kid will go far as a writer…!! Only 10 years old – fantastic!
Keep your Muse going, kid!
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I love how the kid is so commited and dramatic about it, this made my day !
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How can anyone look at the doggie school pix and not say “Awwwww!!”?? Too adorable! That’s gotta be my pick for the day (but the owls are hysterical! 😂)
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