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My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
—Henny Youngman
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Absolutely brilliant!
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I love these. I can relate to every one.
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You have lots of company. 🙂
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These are great! My favorite is the one about telling people who aren’t talking to shut up. I’ve actually done that…
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I’ve been tempted.
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Love em! 😍
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🤣❤❤❤🤣
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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My pleasure 🐦
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Literally less nurturing than the desert. Oh yes. Houseplants beg not to be given me as gifts.
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Black thumb, eh?
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😎👍👍❤️🌸🌺
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That lady who has this secret to managing life has an interesting skill.
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I think she’s on to something.
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You ladies are too gentle.Phil, CederQ, and I on bustednuckles just give our opinions to everybody right between the eyes: BFYTW.
Yep. That’s right. Guys are rude, crude, and socially unacceptable. Let’s hear it for the “fairer sex”!
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I am glad I am not alone in wanting to tell people to shut up even when they are not talking!
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Hey, join the club.
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A woman’s work is never done. So why bother? 😉
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Exactly.
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These are great!
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I can so deeply relate to the last two …. well, all of them but the last two are spot on! Thanks for the funnies, Blue! 💙
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So agree the music was much better. 🙂
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I’m feeling rather ‘why bother-y’ these days too. 😀
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I can relate to so many of these.
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