bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
But can men use it, too?
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Yes, at your own risk…
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The sad part is that the girls and women today get depressed when they can’t get themselves looking like the photo shopped images, BB
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I think that’s the point of the video.
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Yep, too true. And I like that exotic pronunciation Ad-O-Bay…
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“My skin feels like plastic!” 😀
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Yes, I literally LOLed at that! 😀
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Most images are photo shopped. Everything I post photo wise, is tweeked a little. It helps celebrities go incognito so easily. They look nothing like their photos. 🙂
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Wow! Beauty without toxic chemicals … 😉
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… and expensive surgery …
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LOL! Very funny. Yep, this stuff works like a charm. 🙂
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“Maybe she was born with it!”
Haha, this is hilarious.
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Pretty sure Maybelline used that in their ads for a while: “Maybe she’s born with it / maybe it’s Maybelline.”
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Huh, I’ve never head of it. I don’t use makeup so idk these things😂
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Yes, kinda half-sung in their TV ads 🙂
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huh. Thanks for sharing.
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I know this is meant to be satire but honestly it’s real life. Everyone is fake nowadays. That is why I dislike social media, it’s a whitewashed version of people’s lives with filters and editing. I saw an ultimate catfishing video on YouTube where a 60+yo grandma did her makeup and put on a wig and looked like a complete different person. My husband was shocked when I showed him.
What’s sad to me is that modern beauty standards and filters remove uniqueness that actually made people beautiful in the past. Perfect teeth, smooth skin, no freckles, it removes every bit of uniqueness that makes a person different and not a Barbie/Ken.
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Thinking of the Twilight Zone starring Suzy Parker (“Number 12 Looks Just Like You”).
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Cudos to your friend Mitch!👍
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