Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
LOL These are all good. Can’t pick a favorite.
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Kind of them to warn about the sidewalk ending.
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These certainly get your attention…for all their various wrong reasons!
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Just gonna avoid that product from the pharmacy over near 2th Ave….
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Ha!
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The elevator warning may be based on experience.
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Can’t help it- these made me laugh out loud 😂
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These are some of the best ones ever!!! Laughed out loud all through them….live in an apartment…..the neighbors may wonder!
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ow …
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I will go slow down Tooth Street in case there is some accidental porn. And you know the best thing? Mo matter which way i go, I’ll be on the Rideau Heritage Route! lol, all of them are great!
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Ooops, my mistake, that is Tooth Ave, not Tooth St.
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Too darn funny. I know enough never to be a sign painter!
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Reblogged this on The Elephant's Trunk and commented:
I do not reblog indiscriminately.
God, I hope stupid isn’t contagious!
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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My pleasure! My husband and I are sitting here laughing/crying/laughing. These are too good not to pass on and make someone else laugh. Thanks, Blue! 💙
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The sign gaffs are hilarious, but the safety signs for fire and end of sidewalk are probably there because of crazy lawsuits!
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Oh my gosh. These are hilarious!
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Wonderful. I love the man putting up the safety first poster. And I think my favourite is the Hunters. Just shows the importance of punctuation! (Is that my inner editor coming out?)
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Punctuation saves lives!
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Serving hot breakfasts is a very necessary skill. 😀
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Agreed!
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2th Avenue would be a great location for a dentist’s office.
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😀 😀 😀
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Caution, the fire is HOT
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I’m officially giving up hope for humanity. Why is dumb so funny? These were especially funny.
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Haha!
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