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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessā¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterā¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Use to be a great country, but cage liner and fish wrap is growing scarce.
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True. Newspapers are an obsolete technology.
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But so am I. I have real intelligence, not artificial intelligence.
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The first one with the parrots reminded me of when I had a young Senegal parrot. They are small and not big talkers like cockatoos, but I taught her to say ‘hello’.
But then it was a constant ‘hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello’ all day, every day ! haha. She also learned to mimc my cat when she whined endlessly about nothing. Oh fun times.
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Difficult to beat yesterday but damn ā
penguins make the best drinking buddies! š§
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The car wash worker feeding the pigeons to drum up business is a hoot!
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Whatever works. š
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Drum up some business~car wash! Ha ha! All good ones!
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The car wash and pigeon cabal is gold!
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I love your posts. I often snaffle a few cartoons for my monthly newsletter but if they are a web file then I can’t use them. Any idea how I can convert to a jpeg?
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I’m afraid I’m an ignoramus when it comes to these things. Maybe try this:
https://www.freeconvert.com/jpg-converter
(Or use my lazy method — take a screen shot and crop it.)
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Ah thank you. My one brain cell went AWOL
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