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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
😂👍
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thanks Mark. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
See the images enlarged on Bluebird’s original blog post 😹
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Lots of chuckles with these!
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I love these!
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I’m sharing these with my husband, the artist. Very funny🥸
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Loads of fun!
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They are all good, but I really like the people in Paris with the umbrellas – it’s like they suddenly realized that the “person” next to them is a cat.
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Funny!
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I love the van Goch and Salvador Dali especially.
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Why have I never seen these in any of the museums around the world? I just don’t get how I could have been so cat-atonic!
😹 Hysterical!!
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Very clever
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[…] bluebird of bitterness has your funnies. […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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You just know the cat in the Rockwell is gonna find a way to run off with the whole turkey first chance he gets! 😀
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… wow … and WHO is the painter of these wonderful ginger cats in elder artworks?
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Good question. Does anyone know?
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Gingers make the best models. 😀
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Oh I love them!!! Cats are my favorite!
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