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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money wonโt buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
โOgden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always sayย โan ambulance.โ
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessโข (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterโข, the beer they named for Bob
LOL!
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“Youdunits;” LOLOL! ๐
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That first birdie is really me๐
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Yay! Support your local libraries. One of my sons is a librarian. Thanks, Blue ๐
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My sister was a librarian too, and I was a library volunteer for many years. I love libraries. โฅ๏ธ
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Remember when the librarian was Boss, with the ‘sshhh’ and a stern look for talking too loud ? My local library became a gathering spot for the young teenage students of the nearby middle school, between the time school was out until Mom got off work to pick them up.
But instead of studying or doing homework, some kids viewed it as a social meeting place with all the nonsense & noise that goes with it… the library was Not a quiet place anymore.
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That is a sad account and never should have been allowed to get that far. Libraries are special places. They are magical and should be treated with the respect due them.
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Reblogged this on e-Quips and commented:
Some terrific book cartoons.
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Thank you for reblogging. ๐
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I loved it and my readers are too. You collected some great ones.
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Heh, heh, heh – ‘youdunits’ ๐
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๐ ๐ ๐
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Love these!
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