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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Most people are able to speed clean like that hilarious cleaning agency if they’re notified of unexpected company!
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Or they know parents are coming home😁😂
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Whenever I try to speed clean I end up breaking something.
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While the floor sweeping was a tad repetitive, the window washing was a classic.
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I could use this team!
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Me too. 🙂
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That is all the time I ever allot to cleaning!
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And here I’ve been cogitating on how to wash windows on the outside.. did anyone get this crew’s cell number?
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When I find it I’ll let you know.
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I live with a man who “cleans” this way
Maybe I should suggest it as a second career. . .
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Also, ROFL at “Whenever I’m asked why Southern writers particularly have a penchant for writing about freaks, I say it is because we are still able to recognize one.” Clearly Ms. O’Connor spent some time here! 😀
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😀 😀 😀
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According to the video, they cleaned that house in 45 seconds!
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In fairness, that house didn’t look terribly dirty to begin with. If they came to my house I’m sure it would take them the full sixty seconds to get the job done. Also, you would see cats scattering in terror as they made their way through.
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The premiums they must pay to get insurance must be quite high. I imagine their employees have a higher rate of injury!🤣
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