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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
“The Age of Bob! Yes, yes it is. Also, every time I see the “Crocs” I laugh before they even start talking.
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Thank goodness not all Bobs are like that, B.o.b. 😉
The updates strip really, really resonated 🙂
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Some Bobs are really nice. (But then again, so are a lot of Karens 😀)
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Very true 🙂
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Actually, almost everyone I know named Karen (as opposed to labeled “Karen”) has been really nice. Not sure how it became a term of opprobrium.
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There’s so much tongue-in-cheek truth in these comics. Thanks, for the laughs!
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These days we need all the laughs we can get.
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I just logged onto Google maps and put in our street address so I could get the directions to a place of business. Guess what I saw? Me, standing in our front yard near the street, looking at my phone…
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That’s right, I am on Google street view now. The Geeks have ruined our world.
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Truth.
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Haha!! Internet is terrible place.
Out of the mouths of crocs! 🐊
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Yep, they nailed it.
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