Cattle call

Two police officers arrived at a farm, having received a tip that the owner was involved in an illegal marijuana-growing operation. They told the farmer they needed to inspect his property.

“Fine,” said the farmer. Pointing to a fenced-in area, he added, “Just stay away from that field.”

One of the cops flashed his badge and said, “See this? It means we’re allowed to go anywhere we want. Understand?”

“Yes, sir,” said the farmer, and he went about his chores. Soon afterward, he heard screams of terror and saw the two officers in the field he’d told them to avoid, running for their lives with the farmer’s bull in hot pursuit.

Immediately the farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence, and shouted to the officers, “Your badges! Show him your badges!”

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7 Responses to Cattle call

  1. Sue Cass says:
    May 2, 2023 at 2:05 pm

    lol

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Eileen says:
    May 2, 2023 at 2:56 pm

    Love it!!!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Herb says:
    May 2, 2023 at 3:35 pm

    Show him the steenking badges!

    Liked by 3 people

  4. The Sicilian Storyteller says:
    May 3, 2023 at 6:43 am

    Hahaha!!! Excellent, Blue! 💙

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Widdershins says:
    May 3, 2023 at 3:17 pm

    Bwhahahahaha!!! 😀 😀 😀

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Tricia says:
    May 3, 2023 at 6:23 pm

    Perfect, lol!

    Liked by 1 person

  7. insearchofitall says:
    May 4, 2023 at 8:56 pm

    Too funny!

    Liked by 1 person

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