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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
The vultures with the Earl Grey tea bags is a hoot!
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Can I play dead when I have enough of social intercourse and socializing?
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Absolutely. You have a constitutional right to do so.
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I LOVE the butterfly and the locust – so clever (and true)! And I’d like to have the confidence of that possum when I get tired of interacting 🙂
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A wonderful way to start my day. Thank you so much, this was hilarious.
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The translator. Now that’s brilliant!
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Thanks for the smiles, Bluebird. You’re the best! 🌞
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Oh my goodness, I just read your Thought For The Day: “My mind is like my internet browser—19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.’ — same! We must be related!
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I’m pretty sure we are. 🙂
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That last one sounds like a good idea!
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Agreed.
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Your thought for today made me splutter my rea over everything. *Sigh* now to start cleaning up!
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I always keep a roll of paper towels near the computer for these situations. 🙂
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Sensible.
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