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Signs of the times
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
I want the “GO AWAY” sign to put along side my ” No Solicitors”
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Great signs. I need most of them.
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Hilarious!
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Every one a winner, but I think the first one is my favorite, especially since it’s also OPEN 🙂
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Reblogged this on wordrefiner.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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I would not mind having to listen to those barbers while they cut my hair.
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Sign humor is funny because it exaggerates the truth. I love them!
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Are you absolutely *sure* it’s exaggeration?
Asking for a friend.
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No, actually, I had second thoughts after I sent that reply. Some seem to be exaggerated and others don’t. The truth can be quite funny whether or not it’s exaggerated. Thank you for asking me that question & giving me a chance to revisit my answer! 🙂
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Now I’ve got this old rock song playing in my head:
Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery, breaking my mind
Do This, Don’t Do That
Can’t you read the sign?
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Kermit is such an inspiration.
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I never get tired of looking at crazy funny signs like these!
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I wonder if “Probably Not Haunted” was a promotional plus, or minus.
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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The barber sign!! lol
They’re all good, but that one made me laugh 🙂
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great ones! wish go on n git would work for robocallers…
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