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Senior moments
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessā¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterā¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
I loved that line, “…It’s probably a mistake.”
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ROFL at that! š
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These are so good because they are real life…………… After my husband died I was trying to close out an account and the woman after offering condolences asked what his zip code was. I said I didn’t think they had those in heaven. There was a silence and then a kind of choked cough, so I apologized, admitting I just couldn’t resist it. Some of the conversations changing things over to me were simply surreal! My favorite on this collection is the first one……at 86 that one hits home! Thanks for all the times you’ve given me a lift out of sadness. Pure grace!! You rock! (as my grandkids say)
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I love your reply about your husband’s zip code, Eileen. ā¤
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That was priceless. š
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LOL! (all of them) Thanks for the smiles š
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I love the little story about Earl being deceased.
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Funny because it’s true!
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These are great. I bet we can all see a bit of ourselves in each one. Terrific post, Blue! š
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Haha these are hilarious!
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