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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
LOL! Love this. I remember those days with my kids, and now they are grown! Time flies!!
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Yeah, no kidding. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
These are EXCELLENT takes on life – see them enlarged on BlueBird’s original blog post 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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They’re all so good! Thank you!
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BoB! There’s a Starbucks drink named after you!! 😀
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Not to mention…
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awesome 🙂
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Wow, you’re famous. Or infamous 😉
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I laughed until I cried about the Bob drink…
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Lots of chuckles with these. The googly eyes got me because my grandson LOVES them!
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There’s no end to the mischief you can do with them.
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Ha ha ha! Thanks for the laughs.
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The one I liked the best was the one about the lunchroom lady giving the little girl peanut butter sandwiches.
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I love that one.
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wowww
All of these were super funny.
I cannot pick a very favorite bc of that.
Kids are very funny. Parenting is a hoot as well
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LOL! What monster invented shredded wheat cereal? And/or Grapenuts? My young cousin used to order Grapenut ice cream for her cone on special summer evening car rides. It was scary!
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Thanks for sharing these. 😂😂😂
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These are all so great, but the one about cereal being like “eating wicker furniture in a sandstorm” truly made me laugh out loud 🙂
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oops – that was me, jenny_o – wordpress likes to switch my identities (but only when I’m not checking)
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That’s okay, I recognized you. 😀
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😀
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P. S. You’re GOOD 🙂
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So many good ones here, at least with social media these days parents get to see if their child has been playing with a crocodile!
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These made me laugh so hard …..
But the lunch lady made me sigh cos nothing fills that hole when you’re hungry and needy like a pb sandwich and the kind person who made it for you. 💙
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🙂 🙂 🙂
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These are just terrific. Love the turtles on alligator back!
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Reblogged this on pensitivity101 and commented:
Reblogged this because they are just so funny!! Pick a favourite!!
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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You are so welcome. They made my day and are well worthy of a share!
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Love the ‘talk to my dad’, one. 😀 … all great though. 😀
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Loved the crow/squirrel war, the racoon on hog-back and the mounted turtles most.
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