Friday happy dance
August 14, 2020
Leave a Comment » | 
circus of life | Tagged: Berry Brothers, dance, memory lane | 
Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Coronatoons
August 13, 2020
11 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: coronapocalypse | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Never try to outsmart a woman unless you are one
August 13, 2020
6 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: commercials, Mars & Venus, Mazda | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Happy Middle Child Day
August 12, 2020Yes, it’s a real thing.
11 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: Middle Child Day | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Wednesday weirdness
August 12, 2020
8 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: Pharaonic animations | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Cardboard fan in stable condition after being hit by foul ball
August 11, 2020From The Onion.
BOSTON—Assuring Red Sox Nation that the cutout would make a full recovery, General Manager Brian O’Halloran told reporters Friday that a cardboard fan was in stable condition after being hit by a foul ball.
“We were all horrified by the accident, but thankfully the fan will come away from this incident with just a few dents and crumples,” said O’Halloran, who commended paramedics for rushing to the scene and taping the cutout’s head back on before it was too late.
“The safety of our fans is our top priority. We’re lucky that the cardboard man is okay after that close call. Rest assured, we’re giving him season tickets for life.”
In a related report, a Nationals–Orioles game was suspended after a cardboard fan succumbed to a thunderstorm.
10 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: baseball, coronapocalypse, The Onion | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Monday chuckles
August 10, 2020
6 Comments | circus of life | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Senior moments
August 10, 2020
3 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: Buddy Fitzpatrick, Dry Bar Comedy, senior moments | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Friday happy dance
August 7, 2020
7 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: Men's Rhythmic Gymnastics | Permalink
Posted by bluebird of bitterness
Bored of education
August 14, 2020A young man, fresh out of college, reported for his first day of work at a grocery store.
The manager greeted him with a smile and a handshake, then handed him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the stockroom.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” protested the young man.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” said the manager. “I had no idea. Here, give me the broom, and I’ll show you how it’s done.”
❧ ❧ ❧ ❧ ❧
A college student told his professor that he would have to miss a scheduled exam because of a funeral. The professor expressed his sympathy, and told the student he could take it the following week.
But the next week the student once again missed the exam, due to another funeral. The professor told him he would have to take it the following week.
“I’ll take it next week if no one dies,” said the student.
“How is it that so many people you know have died in such a short time?” asked the professor.
“I don’t know any of these people,” said the student. “But I’m the only gravedigger in town.”
❧ ❧ ❧ ❧ ❧
The dean of admissions at an agricultural college was interviewing a prospective student.
“What made you choose farming as a career?” asked the dean.
“I dream of making a million dollars in farming, just like my father,” replied the student.
“Your father made a million dollars in farming?” said the dean.
“No,” said the student. “But he always dreamed of it.”
Share this:
Like this: