January 22, 2021
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, french fries, and a chocolate milkshake.
No sooner had the waitress brought the trucker his lunch than three motorcycles pulled up, and three burly bikers came inside. The first grabbed the trucker’s cheeseburger, the second took his fries, and the third took his milkshake.
Saying nothing, the trucker got up, paid the cashier, and left.
When the trucker was gone, one of the bikers said, “He sure ain’t much of a man.”
“He’s not much of a driver, either,” said the waitress. “He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
January 14, 2021
An anthropologist wanted to study the members of a remote jungle tribe. He hired a native guide with a canoe to take him to his destination and serve as interpreter.
As they travelled up the river, they heard drums in the distance. The anthropologist asked his guide, “What do those drums mean?”
The guide replied, “Drums okay. Drums not bad. But very bad when they stop.”
As they traveled the drums grew louder. The anthropologist became nervous, but the guide repeated, “Drums okay. Drums not bad. But when drums stop, then very bad.”
On they travelled, the anthropologist growing more apprehensive by the minute. Then suddenly the drums stopped. Panic stricken, the anthropologist said to the guide, “The drums stopped! What now?”
The guide crouched down, covered his head with his hands and said, “Guitar solo.”