Some people take things way too literally

September 21, 2017


Friending and unfriending, circa 1952

September 20, 2017

When we last saw Phil in Shy Guy (1947), he was struggling to overcome his loneliness and social awkwardness — a task he ultimately accomplishes by following the sage advice of his father. At some point between 1947 and 1952, Phil somehow managed to acquire a younger brother, Ray, who also has a thing or two to learn about friendship. Now Phil — who has gone from friendless geek to Mister Popularity — is in a position to give little brother Ray the benefit of his superior wisdom.


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September 17, 2017


Friday happy dance

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Signs of the times

September 12, 2017


Sunday funnies

September 10, 2017

From The Babylon Bee.

Local Christian Comes Out As Bidenominational

GREENBELT, MD—Stephen Page has always found himself attracted not only to the Baptist tradition that raised him, but also, secretly, to Presbyterianism, a denomination that he has long considered timeless and beautiful—and after years of living a “double life,” the local man has finally come out to his friends and family and officially identified himself as bidenominational.

A relieved Page spoke to reporters outside of Trinity Presbyterian Church after his big announcement Thursday, describing himself as “relieved” and “finally free.”

“I go to a Baptist church, and I go to a Presbyterian church. I love them both. It’s who I am,” he said. “Do I find believer’s baptism to be biblical and beautiful? Yes. But guess what? I’m down with some paedobaptism too.”

“Sometimes I’ll even hit the early service at the Presby church, watch a baby get sprinkled, and then go rock out at my Baptist church’s 11 a.m. service and see some folks get dunked,” he admitted. “I love who I am and wouldn’t want to be any other way.”

Asked if he had ever dabbled in Lutheranism, and intrigued Page said no, and added that he was “definitely going to look into that.”

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