A rancher who always carried his Bible in his saddlebag noticed one day that it was missing. He searched everywhere for it, without success. That Bible had been in his family for generations, and he hated to lose it, but it seemed unlikely that he would ever see it again.
Several days later, one of his cows walked up to him holding his Bible in her mouth. The rancher was flabbergasted! He took the book from the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward, and said, “It’s a miracle!”
“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name was written inside the cover.”
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bluebird of bitterness 
I can’t brain today, I have the dumb
January 12, 2022Share this:
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