Sunday funnies

April 15, 2018


Sunday musical offering

April 15, 2018

Haec dies quam fecit Dominus: exultemus et laetemur in ea. Alleluia!

This is the day the Lord has made: let us rejoice and be glad in it. Alleluia!


Caturday funnies

April 14, 2018


Friday happy dance

April 13, 2018


All in a day’s work

April 12, 2018

One morning Mrs. Green’s dishwasher stopped working. She called a repairman, who told her he could stop by that afternoon at one o’clock.

“There won’t be anyone home then, but I’ll leave the front door unlocked,” she said. “There’s just one thing you need to know. My dog won’t bother you, but do not, under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!”

The repairman arrived at the house that afternoon and went to the kitchen. There he found a parrot in a cage by the window, and an enormous bulldog lying in the corner. Feeling a little nervous, he went to work.

As promised, the dog left him alone, but the parrot was another matter. It kept up a constant stream of ear-splitting screeches, taunts, and insults, until the repairman couldn’t take it any longer. Finally he yelled, “Shut up, you stupid bird!”

The parrot stopped its screeching and said calmly, “Get him, Spike!”


Mouse tales

April 11, 2018


How to have a good time with stuff you probably have lying around the house

April 10, 2018


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