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Bear necessities

August 29, 2019

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Happy National Parents’ Day

July 28, 2019

Yes, it’s a real thing.

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Happy Mother’s Day

May 12, 2019

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Bear necessities

March 28, 2019

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Bear necessities

October 22, 2018

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Sunday funnies — Mother’s Day edition

May 13, 2018

MOTHERHOOD: RIGHT VS. WRONG

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIGHT.

WRONG.

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Bear necessities

February 8, 2018

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quote of the day

I find that when I tell lawyer jokes to a mixed audience, the lawyers don’t think they’re funny and the non-lawyers don’t think they’re jokes.
— John Roberts
thought for the day

Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your children’s job.
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A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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