Fowl play

August 26, 2022


First swimming lesson

August 9, 2022

The cutest thing you’ll see all day.


Camouflage level: expert

July 21, 2022

There is at least one owl in each photograph — some easy to see, some not so easy. See how many you can find. 

 


For the birds

July 5, 2022

When you see what looks like a tasty snack, but it’s a little too big to fit down your gullet.


Happy Caturday

July 2, 2022

When you try to make friends with your neighbor, but the neighbor isn’t interested. (This is funnier if you enlarge it to full screen.)


Sleight of hand

June 28, 2022

An oldie but goodie.

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A magician got a gig on a cruise ship. His audience was different every week, so he did the same tricks every time.

The captain’s parrot saw the show every week and soon figured out what was going on in each trick. To the magician’s consternation, the parrot began shouting in the middle of the show:

“It’s not the same hat!”

“He’s hiding the flowers under the table!”

“All the cards are the Ace of Spades!”

The magician was furious, but since it was the captain’s parrot, there was nothing he could do.

One day the ship sprang a leak and sank. The magician and the parrot ended up sharing a lifeboat.

For a long time neither the magician nor the parrot spoke. Finally the parrot broke the silence by saying, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?” 


How to have a good time with stuff you probably have lying around the house

June 28, 2022

Cheep shots

June 27, 2022


Fowl play

May 2, 2022


Sunday funnies

April 24, 2022

An oldie but goodie.

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Late one night a burglar broke into a house that he thought was unoccupied. He hadn’t gotten far when he heard a voice say, “Jesus is watching.”

The burglar froze.

After a brief silence the voice repeated, “Jesus is watching.”

The burglar looked where the voice seemed to be coming from, and spotted a parrot in a cage.

“Jesus is watching,” repeated the parrot.

“Shut up, you stupid bird,” said the burglar.

“I’m not a stupid bird,” said the parrot. “I’m John the Baptist.”

“John the Baptist? What kind of idiot names a bird John the Baptist?”

“The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”


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