Signs of the times

May 27, 2022


Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

May 18, 2022


I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

May 16, 2022


Signs of the times

April 18, 2022


I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

March 30, 2022


I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — adventures in parking edition

February 28, 2022


I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — questionable parenting edition

February 7, 2022


I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

January 12, 2022


Mercury falling

November 30, 2021

50 degrees:

People in Florida crank up the heat.

People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

40 degrees:

People in Louisiana put on thermal underwear.

People in Wisconsin have picnics in the park.

30 degrees:

People in South Carolina shiver uncontrollably.

People in Wisconsin have one last cookout before the weather turns cold.

20 degrees:

People in Alabama put on overcoats, mittens, and earmuffs.

People in Wisconsin think about shutting the windows.

10 degrees:

New York landlords finally turn on the heat.

People in Wisconsin switch from short to long sleeves.

10 below zero:

Californians move to Mexico.

People in Wisconsin start drying their laundry indoors.

20 below zero:

Texans are hospitalized with hypothermia.

People in Wisconsin take their winter coats out of storage.

30 below zero:

Politicians put their hands in their own pockets.

People in Wisconsin let their dogs sleep indoors.

40 below zero:

Washington DC runs out of hot air.

Water in Wisconsin rivers starts to thicken.

50 below zero:

Hell freezes over.

People in Wisconsin say, “Cold enough for you?”


Friday chuckles

November 26, 2021


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