In honor of the birthday of Sir Arthur Sullivan (1842-1900), a parody of “When a Felon’s Not Engaged in His Employment” from The Pirates of Penzance.
In honor of the birthday of Sir Arthur Sullivan (1842-1900), a parody of “When a Felon’s Not Engaged in His Employment” from The Pirates of Penzance.
Most cops have heard just about every excuse imaginable for why someone was driving too fast, but I think this might have been a first — the driver didn’t know how to tie his necktie and needed to find someone to help him. Watch this cop go above and beyond the call of duty.
(This happened in the town where I have lived for the past 39 years. Our cops are the best.)
In case you missed it, the police department of Harlan City, Kentucky, has issued an arrest warrant for Queen Elsa, whom they are blaming for the unseasonably cold weather.
In other news, the most recent Gallup poll finds that approval for global warming has risen to 63%.
I can’t brain today, I have the dumb
January 21, 2019Health and safety tip: If you’re going to steal a bicycle, at least don’t do it right outside a police station.
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