You gotta have heart

February 14, 2018

Cattle call

November 20, 2017

I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — bovine edition

September 18, 2017

Cattle call

August 4, 2017

Prey on words — zoological edition

July 8, 2017

You gotta have heart

February 14, 2017

Bovine providence

November 9, 2016

A rancher who always carried his Bible in his saddlebag noticed one day that it was missing. He searched everywhere for it, without success. That Bible had been in his family for generations, and he hated to lose it, but it seemed unlikely that he would ever see it again.

Several days later, one of his cows walked up to him holding his Bible in her mouth. The rancher was flabbergasted. He took the book out of the cow’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward, and said, “It’s a miracle!”

“Not really,” said the cow. “Your name was written inside the cover.”

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