Don we now our gay apparel
December 4, 2018
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It’s a dog’s life
November 13, 2018
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Caturday funnies
November 10, 2018
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Every dog has its day
September 27, 2018A man took his dog to a talent agency and told the agent that the dog could talk. The agent looked skeptical.
“No, really,” said the man. “Watch this. What’s on the top of a house?”Â
“Roof!” said the dog.Â
The agent remained unimpressed.Â
“Okay, watch this,” said the man. “How does sandpaper feel?”Â
“Rough!” said the dog.Â
The agent was quickly losing patience.Â
“No, hang on,” said the man. “This one will knock your socks off. Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”Â
“Ruth!” said the dog.Â
The agent, having seen enough, booted them both out of his office onto the street.Â
The man and his dog sat on the curb dejectedly. The dog turned to his owner and said, “You think maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio?”
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Caturday classic: Theology according to cats and dogs
August 11, 2018
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Caturday funnies — Barkalounger edition
August 4, 2018
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The anti-authoritarian impulse is alive and well
August 23, 2018Share this:
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