The Lonesome Radio Theater presents the Ten-Minute Macbeth.
English major jocularity
May 2, 2023
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English major jocularity
July 26, 2022
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English major jocularity
May 10, 2022I don’t judge people based on race, creed, color, or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure.
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English literature: I will die for honor.
French literature: I will die for love.
American literature: I will die for freedom.
Russian literature: I will die.
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Imagine trying to learn English and finding out that butt dialing and booty calls are two different things.
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Wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Husband: Can we change the subject?
Wife: All right. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
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How to write a good story: 1. Write a bad one. 2. Fix it.
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Dear people who type in all lowercase:
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Sincerely,
Capital letters
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English major jocularity
April 20, 2021The Lonesome Radio Theater presents the Six-Minute Hamlet.
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English major jocularity
March 30, 2021
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Wednesday weirdness
March 17, 2021
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The sun never sets on the English language
August 18, 2020For my fellow English majors and all lovers of language.
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English major jocularity
July 15, 2020
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English major jocularity
July 2, 2019
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English major jocularity
February 28, 2019
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