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Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance?

August 15, 2019

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My house was clean last week; sorry you missed it

May 2, 2019

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A woman’s work is never done, so why bother?

January 10, 2019

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Wednesday weirdness

December 19, 2018

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Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance?

September 13, 2018

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My house was clean last week; sorry you missed it

May 23, 2018

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A woman’s work is never done, so why bother?

March 12, 2018

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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. —Henny Youngman
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