Monday chuckles

October 12, 2020

Monday chuckles

September 7, 2020

Monday chuckles

August 24, 2020

Never try to outsmart a woman unless you are one

August 13, 2020

Senior moments

June 22, 2020

Vive la différence

June 16, 2020

Social distancing pickup lines

April 7, 2020

❧ Hey gorgeous, can I ship you a drink?

❧ You can’t spell virus without U and I.

❧ Since the public library’s closed, I’m checking you out instead.

❧ If coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?

❧ I really can’t stay, baby — it’s COVID outside.

❧ Without you, my life is as empty as a supermarket shelf.

❧ Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?

❧ Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger, across an empty room…

❧ You can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T.

❧ Hey baby, if you need toilet paper, I can be your Prince Charmin.

Monday chuckles

February 17, 2020

Monday chuckles

February 10, 2020

An oldie but goodie. (WARNING: CRUDE LANGUAGE)

Monday chuckles

October 7, 2019

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