Sunday funnies — Mother’s Day edition
May 14, 2023
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Happy Caturday — Mother’s Day weekend edition
May 13, 2023
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Motherhood through the ages
May 8, 2022Jonah’s mother: “That’s a nice story. Now tell me where you’ve really been for the last three days.”
Mrs. Columbus: “I don’t care what you discovered — you still could have written!”
Mrs. Angelo: “Michael, why can’t you paint on walls, like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?”
Mona Lisa’s mother: “After all the money your father and I spent on braces, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
Mrs. Bonaparte: “All right, if you aren’t hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me.”
Mrs. Revere: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”
Mrs. Washington: “The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!”
Mrs. Lincoln: “Again with the stovepipe hat? Why can’t you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?”
Mrs. Edison: “Of course I’m proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Tommy. Now turn it off and go to bed!”
Mrs. Einstein: “But it’s your senior picture, Albert. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?”
Mrs. Locks: “I just got a bill for a broken chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?”
Mrs. Muffet: “Well, if you don’t get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there’ll be a lot more spiders around here!”
Mrs. Kent: “Clark, your father and I have decided to get you your own telephone. Now will you quit spending so much time in phone booths?”
Mrs. Columbus and little Christopher in happier days.
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Happy Caturday — Mother’s Day weekend edition
May 7, 2022
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Sunday funnies — Mother’s Day edition
May 9, 2021
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Happy Caturday — Mother’s Day weekend edition
May 8, 2021
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Happy Caturday — Mother’s Day weekend edition
May 9, 2020
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Happy Mother’s Day
May 12, 2019
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Sunday funnies — Mother’s Day edition
May 13, 2018MOTHERHOOD: RIGHT VS. WRONG
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Happy Caturday — Mother’s Day weekend edition
May 12, 2018
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