Caturday funnies
January 2, 2021
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Happy new year
January 1, 2021
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Out with the old, in with the new
December 31, 2020
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Find the balloon!
December 31, 2020One of these balloons has 2021 on it. See if you can find it.
(click to enlarge)
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That about sums it up
January 2, 2020
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Happy New Year
January 1, 2020
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Out with the old, in with the new
December 31, 2019
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Ready or not, here it comes
December 31, 2019
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New Year’s Day classic: Great moments in marriage
January 1, 2019Herb had too much to drink at the office New Year’s party, and when he woke up the next morning his head felt ready to explode. He could recall almost nothing of the previous night, and he dreaded the thought of facing his wife, who he suspected would have a few choice words for him.
But when he opened his eyes, he saw that there were two extra-strength aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table, along with a note in his wife’s handwriting. It read:
Dearest Herb,
Your breakfast is on the stove. Brooke said she would do the dishes and clean up the kitchen, so you can just relax and take it easy. I’ve gone out to buy groceries so I can make your favorite supper tonight.
Your loving wife,
Alice
p.s. I’m going to stop at the smoke shop on the way home and pick up a box of your favorite cigars. I love you, darling!
Puzzled, Herb set the note down. He took the aspirin, then he went to the kitchen, where he found a hot breakfast, hot coffee, and the morning newspaper waiting for him. His daughter Brooke was busy loading the dishwasher.
“Morning, Dad,” she greeted him cheerfully.
“Morning, honey,” said Herb. “By any chance, were you awake when I got home last night?”
“I sure was,” she giggled. “You were totally hammered. You threw up in the bushes by the front door, and when you came inside, you fell over the coffee table and broke it. Mom and I had to practically carry you to bed.”
Herb was flummoxed. “So why is your mother out buying cigars for me and planning to make my favorite supper tonight?”
“Good question,” said Brooke. “I guess it’s because after we got you into the bedroom, Mom started taking your clothes off, and you hollered, ‘Leave me alone — I’m married!’”
Broken coffee table: $250.00
Two extra-strength aspirin: $.34
Saying the right thing at the right time: priceless
31 Comments | circus of life | Tagged: chuckles, marriage, Mars&Venus, New Year | Permalink
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Caturday funnies — New Year’s resolution edition
December 29, 2018
22 Comments | animal crackers | Tagged: cats, New Year | Permalink
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