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We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the light of every passing ship. —Omar N. Bradley
I’m always late for everything. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Mercury falling
November 30, 202150 degrees:
People in Florida crank up the heat.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.
40 degrees:
People in Louisiana put on thermal underwear.
People in Wisconsin have picnics in the park.
30 degrees:
People in South Carolina shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin have one last cookout before the weather turns cold.
20 degrees:
People in Alabama put on overcoats, mittens, and earmuffs.
People in Wisconsin think about shutting the windows.
10 degrees:
New York landlords finally turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin switch from short to long sleeves.
10 below zero:
Californians move to Mexico.
People in Wisconsin start drying their laundry indoors.
20 below zero:
Texans are hospitalized with hypothermia.
People in Wisconsin take their winter coats out of storage.
30 below zero:
Politicians put their hands in their own pockets.
People in Wisconsin let their dogs sleep indoors.
40Â below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
Water in Wisconsin rivers starts to thicken.
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
People in Wisconsin say, “Cold enough for you?”
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