Bored of education

March 8, 2018


Bored of education — substitute teacher edition

October 26, 2017

WARNING: CRUDE LANGUAGE


Prey on words — back to school edition

September 7, 2017


Caturday funnies — back to school edition

September 2, 2017

Time to sign your cats up for fall semester! Space is limited, so don’t delay. Courses being offered this term:

art appreciation

photography

fashion design

pet care

literature

drawing 

etiquette

pest control

hypnosis

equestrian arts

ornithology

child care

vocal performance

money management

canine intimidation


Bored of education — traffic court edition

August 10, 2017

In the traffic court of a large city, a woman was brought before a rather tired-looking judge to answer for a ticket she’d received for running a red light. She informed the judge that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate dismissal of her case so she could get to school on time. 

The judge brightened up immediately. “I’ve waited for years to have a schoolteacher in this court,” he said. “Now sit down at that table, and write ‘I drove through a red light’ five hundred times.”

 


I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — bored of education edition

April 19, 2017


Bored of education — Math Is Hard™ edition

March 23, 2017


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