Bored of education — substitute teacher edition

October 26, 2017


Prey on words — back to school edition

September 7, 2017

Caturday funnies — back to school edition

September 2, 2017

Time to sign your cats up for fall semester! Space is limited, so don’t delay. Courses being offered this term:

art appreciation


fashion design

pet care




pest control


equestrian arts


child care

vocal performance

money management

canine intimidation

Bored of education — traffic court edition

August 10, 2017

In the traffic court of a large city, a woman was brought before a rather tired-looking judge to answer for a ticket she’d received for running a red light. She informed the judge that she was a schoolteacher and requested an immediate dismissal of her case so she could get to school on time. 

The judge brightened up immediately. “I’ve waited for years to have a schoolteacher in this court,” he said. “Now sit down at that table, and write ‘I drove through a red light’ five hundred times.”


I can’t brain today, I have the dumb — bored of education edition

April 19, 2017

Bored of education — Math Is Hard™ edition

March 23, 2017

Schoolhouse shock

February 7, 2017

When seven-year-old Alice got home from school, her mother asked her what she’d learned that day.

“We learned how to make babies,” said Alice.

Alice’s mother was shocked. She sent her daughter outside to play, then she called Alice’s teacher to complain that the things she was teaching were not appropriate for second graders.

“Did you ask her to explain how it’s done?” said the teacher.

“No,” said the mother.

“Ask her, then call me back,” said the teacher.

Alice’s mother went outside to where her daughter was playing and asked her, “So how do you make babies?”

Alice replied, “You drop the ‘y’ and add ‘ies’.”

Some assembly required

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