Senior moments

June 22, 2020


Food fight

June 2, 2020

To protect the health of its elderly patrons, a grocery store set aside an hour every morning, from 8:00 until 9:00, for shoppers aged 65 and older. At 7:45 dozens of senior citizens were lined up outside, waiting for the store to open. 

A sports car pulled into the parking lot and an athletic-looking young man jumped out. He tried to go to the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back with her walker. 

When the young man started for the front of the line again, another old lady tripped him with her cane, sending him sprawling.

The young man got up, dusted himself off, and said, “You know, if you folks want to shop here this morning, you’re going to have to let me go up there and unlock the door.”


Senior moments

May 20, 2020


Wednesday weirdness

February 5, 2020


Friday happy dance

January 24, 2020


Senior moments

January 14, 2020


Sunday funnies

September 8, 2019


Happy National Grandparents Day

September 8, 2019

 


Friday happy dance

September 6, 2019


Wednesday weirdness

August 21, 2019

An oldie (no pun intended) but goodie from The Onion, in honor of Senior Citizens Day


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