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My cup runneth over with guilt

March 24, 2015

If, through no fault of your own, you happen to be a person of pallor… and if you were imprudent enough to venture into a Starbucks during their ill-conceived “Race Together” initiative… and if as a result you now you find yourself wracked with guilt and shame over your white privilege… well, you’ve come to the right place, because this guy has the solution to your problems:

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Why Starbucks should avoid sliding doors

October 14, 2012

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