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Wednesday weirdness

January 16, 2019

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Wednesday weirdness

October 24, 2018

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Sunday funnies

September 16, 2018

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Sunday funnies

August 26, 2018

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Wednesday weirdness

August 1, 2018

It’s the birthday of Francis Scott Key (1779-1843), who would be rolling over in his grave if he could hear Tim Hawkins imagining his greatest hit as sung by various pop music has-beens.

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Sunday funnies

February 25, 2018

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Sunday funnies

December 17, 2017

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quote of the day

You can observe a lot by watching.
—Yogi Berra
thought for the day

I took the road less travelled by, but
so did everyone else who saw it on Google maps, and now we’re all stuck in traffic.
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Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
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Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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