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Monday chuckles

June 3, 2019

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Wednesday weirdness

January 16, 2019

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Wednesday weirdness

October 24, 2018

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Sunday funnies

September 16, 2018

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Sunday funnies

August 26, 2018

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Wednesday weirdness

August 1, 2018

It’s the birthday of Francis Scott Key (1779-1843), who would be rolling over in his grave if he could hear Tim Hawkins imagining his greatest hit as sung by various pop music has-beens.

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Sunday funnies

February 25, 2018

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quote of the day

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money? —Ogden Nash
thought for the day

I got a GPS so I’d always know where I am. Now I just need something to tell me why I came here.
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bluebird’s greatest hits
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Home sweet home
birdhouse visitors
- 836,830 visits
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird’s file cabinet

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squawks from the past
squawks from the past

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