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February 14, 2022


Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2022

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That’s how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests uninvited guests,
That’s how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a cripple needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths,
That’s how much you’re loved by me.

–Ogden Nash (1902-1971)


You gotta have heart

February 13, 2022


Find the hearts!

February 10, 2022

Three hearts lurk among the butterflies. See if you can find them.

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The solution will be posted in the comments section later today.


Find the heart!

July 16, 2021

A heart lurks somewhere in this group of snails. See if you can find it.

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The solution will appear in the comments section later today.

 


Monday chuckles

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Happy Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2021


You gotta have heart

February 13, 2021


Caturday funnies

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Find the heart!

February 12, 2021

A heart lurks somewhere among the flowers. See if you can find it.

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