Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2019
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Posted by bluebird of bitterness
A poem for Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2018More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That’s how much I love you.
I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.
As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests uninvited guests,
That’s how much you I love.
I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a cripple needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.
I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oaths,
That’s how much you’re loved by me.
–Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
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You gotta have heart
February 14, 2018
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You gotta have heart
February 14, 2017
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You gotta have heart
February 14, 2016
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Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2016
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