Many are cold, but few are frozen

February 21, 2018

Happy Groundhog Day

February 2, 2018

Winter claims another victim

February 1, 2018

When the guys got together for poker on Friday night, one of the regulars was missing.

“Where’s Frank?” asked Charlie.

“Back in the hospital,” said Joe. “He had another heart attack.”

“Not again!” said Harry. “What happened?” 

“Well, you know his doctor warned him to avoid strenuous activity,” said Joe. “So when we had all that snow yesterday, Frank didn’t know what to do. His wife can’t shovel ’cause she’s got a bad back, and Frank can’t shovel ’cause he’s got a bad heart. Then that lazy good-for-nothing teenage son of theirs pops up and says, ‘Don’t worry, Dad — from now on I’ll do all the shoveling.’ Frank had a heart attack on the spot.”

Caturday funnies

January 27, 2018

Snow job

January 17, 2018

If life gives you snowflakes…

January 15, 2018

Why you should never ride a bicycle into the middle of a snowball fight

January 11, 2018

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